Humor: If Man were to fly, we'd be born with wings, but why don't we want to get some sleep when we need it?
Usergroups: Blue Members, Dekus, Gold members, Green members, Hyruleans, Link64 Fan Club!, Red members, Registered Sellers, Royal Family
Rank: Mercenary

Humor: I CAN COUNT ALL THE WAY TO BLUE!!
Usergroups: Dekus, Demon-Fanclub, Event Staff, Green members, Hyrule Field Troll Removal Squad, Hyruleans, Knights, Link64 Fan Club!, Registered Sellers, Registered Sellers (RPG), Royal Family
Rank: Third-Degree Professional Zombie Assassin

Humor: AND THEN THEY SMURFED.
Usergroups: Hyruleans, Registered Sellers
Rank: Squire

Humor: DA NA NA NAAAA!!!!!
Usergroups: Event Staff, Green members, Hylians, Hyrule Field Troll Removal Squad, Hyruleans, Knights, Registered Sellers, Royal Family
Rank: Hero of Time

Humor: Overall, suicide is just bad for your health
Usergroups: Hyruleans, Link64 Fan Club!, Red members, Registered Sellers, Sheikah, THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!
Rank: Post ninja!

Humor: Wants Skyward Sword so baddddddddd
Usergroups: Demon-Fanclub, Hyruleans, Registered Sellers, Royal Family, The Othersiders
Rank: Redsient Tpyosit